In the first 28 miles, I average 47.7 miles per gallon. So you may be wondering why all the excitement?. Every mile I drive this little wizard, the mileage improves! It's going to be my new addiction. So the next time you need someone to run to the dry cleaner, the grocery store, or Idaho, let me know.
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It is divine: the silence, the new car smell, the backup camera, the consumption monitor with the little green car, the keyless ignition. It's precious. I only wish I could bring it into the house
Uh-oh. I'm going to have to buy a different house. I see how this works. It is like when you buy those perfect tangerine sling-backs with the stacked wood heel. They don't go with anything you wear, and yet they are perfectly suited to you. So you have to get a bag that matches, and then a blouse, and some sunglasses, and pants, and a skirt (they are sling backs after all), and the patio so you can have friends over for grilled salmon and since it's summer, you'll need a sun hat and an inground pool.
I guess I can learn to leave the car outside. Maybe I'll just buy one of those car covers. I think they are called garages.
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